I'm still here. I'm as shocked as you. I thought I would be dead now. The scars were there as it had been for as long as I remembered. The coughing became more severe. My eyes yellowed day after day. No use to struggle now, I thought, it was only a matter of waiting. But I'm still here. And I'm not sure why.
One early morning, after a night of binge drinking, I passed out and woke up in an open grave smelling like death. The scent of embalming fluid would follow me for several days. I couldn't reconstruct memories that had passed into oblivion. So I left it alone. And there it stood - a ragged nihilist waking up in an open grave. Like I said, I'm still here somehow without reason or purpose. For me, life is a cruel joke taken too far.
When I venture downtown, the locals are, without fail, absolutely appalled by my appearance. How can this be? they must ask. How can such a promising young man descend into utter squalor? The answer is rather simple: I chose it. I'm a nihilist and, as I often inform would-be employers, I believe in nothing. They rarely take well to my revelatory statement - with at least one notable exception. It was during an interview for a political job, a position with the local conservative party. Nothing, the politician noted with great interest. I was hired on the spot to work on the campaign. The job wasn't too unagreeable. I was quite content going door to door preaching the virtues of crime control, homeland security, and denouncing the evils of abortion, gays, and such. As a nihilist, what's it to me? All was well until I walked into the Congressman's office to find him shagging his pet poodle. I had no objections to his behaviour, being a nihilist and all, and shut the door to continue with whatever task. The Congressman, though, had his concerns. He and his campaign manager invited me for drinks, two nights after the supposed incident. They told me I had a future in the party. They cited my dedication and passion for the cause had separated me from the others. And so on and so forth. Their deluge of ingratiations stopped short of complimenting the size of my male anatomy. I was kind of disappointed. Its always nice to have someone compliment my cock. On a related note, neither of them offered me fellatio, which would have been far less transparent than what they did offer. They promised me a consulting position in exchange for my signature on a piece of paper. The note, in spite of its technical language, could not have been any vaguer.
I, the nihilist, hereby promise never to disclose details regarding the events occurring between 2:30pm - 2:45pm on September 27 19-- that took place at 2345 Parker Blvd, Room 12.
I signed it. What's it to me? I was fired the next day. So much for keeping your friends close but your enemies closer. I never disclosed the details of that specific event in September. Never. I may be nihilist. I'm not a narc. But, these things tend to end badly, loose lips or not. The studious go-getters who flittered around the office found out that the Congressman favored those who offered to take Fluffy on her afternoon walk. They all came out of the woodwork at 2:30pm to bang down his door only to find the Congressman plowing poor Fluffy on his desk. Alas, most go-getters aren't nihilists, at least they don't readily admit to it; but they're narcs-in-waiting and word got out. The Congressman, seeking his tenth consecutive stint in Washington, had to step aside and rode Fluffy off into the sunset.
As I crawl towards the reaper's hand, I look back fondly at that image of the Congressman and Fluffy. It explains a lot. To try to explain it here would only diminish the significance it has for me. Let's leave it at that. That was the first of a long string of failed careers, each less interesting than the last. But failure in general isn't all that intriguing. Neither is death.
I saw a ghost the other day. Not a poltergeist or one of the walking undead. The ghost, in this case, was my walking, living, breathing, fleshy past. She had a kid in a stroller, another dangling from her body, and - from the looks of things - another on the way. Her youthful innocence and beauty had been snuffed out by spermatozoa and zygotes and all the stress that follows. Staring at her faded haggard features and worn down body from across the street, I felt nothing. Not an inkling of sadness or pity or yearning. I stared blankly, occupied with the absent years that laid between us. She eventually noticed me and reciprocated with an equally vacant glare. I knew she didn't recognize me. She didn't want to recognize me. She didn't want to remember what once was. It was merely an absent gaze shared by estranged lovers, no words, no gestures, and no use for recollection. The little ones stirred and she broke away. I continued with my day, per usual, without another thought of her. Its funny that one does not recognize that alienation is the natural state of man until one is struck by a vacant glare authored by moribund eyes. It was only a few days later, reading her obituary in the paper, did I reflect on the encounter. If you want, I can tell you I mourned her violent passing - struck down by a drunk driver - remembered our past fondly and felt compassion for her children. But if you want an honest answer, I was satisfied with the fate the cosmos had rendered. It was just to extinguish a body absent of its soul. It was a ghost I saw that day. It wasn't confirmed until I read her name in the paper.
I jotted down the appropriate details - ceremony open to the public, St. Mark's Church, 3:00pm, October 28, 20--, and prepared for the service. I didn't know why I went. Well, I actually I do. The freshly minted widower was instinctively a subject of interest. I never met the man who ripped her from my insecure and petty grip. He was a mystery to me, that is until I saw him: tall, lanky, non-descript Caucasian male in his mid-thirties, whose once boyish features had been dulled by the drudgery of work and the ephemeral joys of alcohol, tobacco, and whatever else. I looked vacantly at the guy, unable to choose an emotion to feign. He appeared to have recognized me. He thought I was her cousin George and extended his hand. I let him believe he was right and shook his waiting hand. What's it to me? Being a nihilist and all, I humored him. I gave him my formal condolences as her "cousin", extended the ubiquitous "if you need anything..." spiel, and even hugged him. He was genuinely touched by my charade and began to open up. He confessed that although things never unfolded as they had planned - financially or romantically - he loved her deeply. He was genuine, tears welled up with every passing word. I felt nothing and tried my best to feign empathy. I sensed he began to feel a real bond with this supposed cousin-in-law - who in reality couldn't be troubled to attend his cousin's funeral - and I saw the dupe standing before me.
I raised the stakes and began regaling him with childhood stories about times "George" shared with his dear departed cousin - like the time she saw a fairy fly around the ravine near her parent's home and we spent a day with butterfly nets in pursuit. Oh how he laughed and laughed! And then he cried. I felt nothing and continued with my stories - careful to conceal the time I played doctor with his deceased wife. Then, he made a crucial mistake. He was seduced and asked if I would say a few words during the ceremony. He was asking for it really. When the fool asks to be embarassed, the asshole is obliged to deliver in spades.
"She was mine before she was yours!" That was how I concluded my address. He thought about it for a second; it takes the fool a little while to process the obvious. His face contorted like a Picasso at the thought of his wife enjoying some cousin lovin' with the louse standing at the podium and charged the stage, with bullheaded aggressions, to accost me. I intuitively tried to extricate myself from the proceedings and his chase quickly short-circuited, as he tumbled over the casket in a mad dash after "George". At a safe distance and peering from behind a curtain, I saw a pathetic sight. He cried and cried over the meticulously made up cadaver and pulled out a mickey of Jim Beam to drown his sorrows. You don't really understand that love is illusion until it all falls apart and leaves even the most contented simpleton a blubbering mass of confusion.
I was about to walk out of St. Mark's until her sister intercepted me. She blocked the exit with her mischievous grin. She remembered me. She remembered my lecherous gaze and my repressed desire for her nubile body. At an intimate distance, I looked into her eyes and knew what she wanted. I wrapped my arms around her waist, swung open the door to the confessional, and we tore savagely into each other. Her voracious appetite was unlike her sister's submissiveness. She was in full control and I was a mere passenger. What's it to me? I let her handle me like a toy. I rather enjoy being a toy sometimes.
Anyways, the imminent possibility that the widower would ingest enough Jim Beam to continue his hunt drove us deeper into the throes of ecstasy. "He would surely cut your dick off", she whispered and knelt down, "and what a shame that would be." She slurped lustily away at her toy, as I felt nothing as the mechanisms churned. After the t's were crossed and i's were dotted, we left the confessional. She walked back into the service and I walked out of the church. I never saw her again. Once was more than enough.
Between lust and love, lust has reality and substance, while love is fluff. It is reserved for those who are both perpetually vain and eternally bored. I love you. I luv you. I wuv you. I muv you. Love is an escape from boredom through self-deception. Love merely justifies one's shallow narcissistic vanities. "I love him for who he is," she says. When in reality, she means she loves him because he's a tall, well-hung, rich white guy like any other guy her girlfriends goes with. She feels included and satisfied with her apparent normalcy. Love is a smoke screen justifying masturbatory desires. Lust is honest. Lust is direct. Lust is instinct acting out fantasies repressed by rational morality or moral rationality. Lust is all we need. Rather than wasting away longing for impossibilities and concocting soap operas to pass the time...he loves me, he loves me not, lust launches one into a moment and passes through it without regret. One does not dwell on the moment; it merely passes. I prefer lust over love and there's no sense to belie that point.
I once had a friend who was consumed by unrequited love and set himself on fire. He was, by most accounts, a brilliant and studious student, in addition to being a very outgoing and engaged person - very social with both boys and girls, but strictly on a platonic level for the first sixteen years of his life. That was until he met her. She was a beautiful petite blonde with a set of beautiful ample breasts yearning to bust out of her dress at any instant, and blue eyes that turned even the most hardened delinquent into passive obedient mush. She was our Food Studies teacher, Ms. Morrison. Of course, all of the boys were smitten with her and wanted to do all sorts of unholy things to her, but most could only muster enough courage to jerk off to her in the comfort of their bedroom, flanked by their trusty tissue box and lotion bottle. My friend, however, was, what should I say, very gung-ho about everything; he was never half-ass; there was always an utmost seriousness to his actions. His tragic end remains an eternal source of inspiration for my nihilism.
The details remain murky, but I think he did have a tryst with Ms. Morrison. It was after one parent-teacher night. He stayed behind to help clean up. As the story went, she was unusually despondent throughout the night - lacking her requisite zeal, apparently because she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with an older woman - which, depending on the account, was with a slightly older or a much older woman. My friend was much too perceptive to allow a golden opportunity to go unnoticed or fulfilled.
The encounter itself is, to this day, the stuff of mythic folklore, recounted even twenty years later by bathroom graffiti. An anthropological analysis of adolescent cave-scribblings would lead one to think that the bathroom stall where fifteen year old freshmen came to jack off to Brad Pitt photos was the site of the encounter. Catatonic. He was catatonic for the longest time after his unfortunate encounter. He dropped out of school, wandered for a decade, and stabbed a hooker four thousand three hundred and twenty-three times. Love destroys even the most gifted. Four thousand three hundred and twenty-three times, he told me over the prison phone, was the number of times he thrusted inside of Ms. Morrison that night. Sufficiently impressive, I told him.