Buy now, you should know that cash talks and principle starves.
Buy now, you have learned that succulent lips planted on pasty white behinds is the formula to "success".
Buy now, you know that God is Dead, unless his zombie corpse can move units and spike profits, then...
Buy now, you know we can sell Him, barrel upon barrel, box after box, to willing dupes.
Buy now, pay later. Buy now, sell when you're high. Buy now, it's bargain you can't afford to miss.
Buy now, you should know that everything is not as it appears.
Buy now, it's a done-diddly-done-dang deal.
Buy now, buy more, it's your duty,
it's expected of you and of me and of everybody;
for we are nothing but investments to be sold
for the right price at the right time to dealers most dishonest.