What? Really? Like the fucking action hero! Imagine that shit will you...
A chain smoking Frenchman, trekking around the fucking jungle with only a book of poems and an AK-47. He fucks up the enemies and serenades their corpses in verse. He breaks out in song and dance to seduce the natives into joining his genocidal cause. Its an action musical spectacular.
What's pastiche? What do you mean by pastiche?
Pitch that shit and they'll throw money and pussy your way.
